Latest Top 13 Ways Nigerian Women Lose Their Values

Nigerian women eh, the ease with which you people lose your value ehn, it is becoming very alarming, and most times I petty you people. As a Nigerian man, the only way I can loose my value is if I die. And even death is not a guarantee.

But Nigerian women...hmmm check out the Latest Top 13 Ways Nigerian Women Lose Their Values

-First of all, you were born with a vagina instead of a penis. That alone reduced your value as a human being by like 50% right from birth.

-Your hymen gets torn (even by mere accident).

Who sent you to go and represent your school in athletics?

You have lost your value.

-You get raped. Ah! It is your fault na.

Child of the world, you probably seduced the poor rapist with your indecent dressing.

You have lost your value.

-You see a man you like and decide to approach him first. What?

You are liking man instead of man to be liking you.

You have lost your value.

-You visit your boyfriend and spend the weekend at his place. Ewo!

Ndi cohabitation.

See as your value just dey throw away like water for Kainji dam.

-Your boyfriend breaks up with you.

Chai! You have been used and dumped.

Toilet roll is now better than you.

Your value has finished.

-You get pregnant and decide to keep it.

A single mother in Nigeria is like a second hand Tecno phone.

Nne, massive value fall on you there.

-You decide to be pro choice.

You have not only lost your value, now you are also going to hell.

-You are 35 years of age and you are not yet married.

Please go and look for husband quick quick before your value meter runs dry.

-You get married and you cannot have kids.

Wait first, are you even a woman before we will start talking about value?

-You don not know how to cook, you like to wash your clothes with washing machine and your dishes with a dishwasher. 

Mbok, you never even had any value in the first place.

-You are suffering life threatening domestic violence at home at the hands of your husband.

You are probably not praying for him hard enough. A woman with some real value prays for her husband.

Biko go and watch War Room and get your value together!

-You decide to walk out of an abusive marriage. Hian, abomination!

As a divorcée, you are at the bottom of the value chain. You are rolling in the deep abyss of no return. In fact, your value meter is reading ' Battery Empty '.

As if being a Nigerian is not hard enough, you people just had to be women.

Nigerian women are strong sha, I salute all of una.